Pet Peeves 2013 edition

So its been almost a year since I've written.  And its been a year filled with new things that irritate the mess out of me.  

1. Hooker heels being considered acceptable.  Have you seen this platform stilettos?  They are usually at least 5 inches high!  If these shoes had clear heels then they would be appropriate for a stripper.  But because they are black I'm supposed to believe they are appropriate for work? Um... NO!  These are stripper shoes, plain and simple.  If I am working in an office I will dress as such.  If I'm working on a stripper pole then... I'll buy myself a pair of these shoes.  
   
   
   
   
   
   
2. Eyelashes on cars.  I know, it sounds stupid and I feel silly for typing it.  But I've actually seen women put eyelashes on their cars and think it was cute.  Seriously, how can you drive around with a straight face with this foolishness on your car?
   
   
   
3. People who microwave their stinky food at work.  Seriously, no fish at work! Dumb fuck! AHHH! 
4. Last but not least - my biggest pet peeve this past year.  Parents who are oblivious to how bad their kids really are!  Look, I know kids act out.  I have two of them myself.  But I have the good grace to at least appear embarrassed when they act a damn fool in public.  I've seen far too many parents who have gone numb to their bad ass kids and don't even reprimand the little fuckers.  And, by reprimand I mean SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF THE FUCKER.  
   

Pet Peeves

Pet Peeves

1. Women who wear fake eyelashes on a daily basis... YOU'RE NOT ON TV! Stop it! You know how weird it is to be at work and have a woman blinking at you like she is crazy? 
2. Women who wear stilettos without knowing how to walk in them.  We are all hoping you'll just fall. lmao!
3. Men who wear tighter clothes than women.  Its like they are competing with us.  smh
4. Celebrities getting even more rich and more famous for dumb shit like loosing weight. Um... you're in the public eye. It's your job to look thin.  I'm not impressed that your trainer, plastic surgeon and stylist managed to make you look thinner.
5. Facebook deepness.  You know what I'm talking about.  People you've known all your life who have totally different facebook personas.  All of a sudden they are a religious philosopher, quoting scripture and Plato, but in real life they can barely read!

Okay, that's it for now.  LOL. Until next time